Thanks to all the children for bringing in the disgusting, grotesque, smelly food items to go into my 'lunch' recipe. I have never seen such horrible food!
We've had dog food, cat hair, mouldy gravy, rotten eggs, old cheese, pond water, etc, etc. I think Year 5 must have raided Shrek's larder!
Best (or Worst!) prize goes to Curtis for bringing in a smelly old sock stuffed with a concoction of goodness knows what.
Think I'll need half a ton of seasoning for this particular meal...
(a slightly queasy) Mr B