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For once, I'm not hungry!

Thanks to all the children for bringing in the disgusting, grotesque, smelly food items to go into my 'lunch' recipe. I have never seen such horrible food!

We've had dog food, cat hair, mouldy gravy, rotten eggs, old cheese, pond water, etc, etc. I think Year 5 must have raided Shrek's larder!

Best (or Worst!) prize goes to Curtis for bringing in a smelly old sock stuffed with a concoction of goodness knows what.

Think I'll need half a ton of seasoning for this particular meal...

(a slightly queasy) Mr B

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